Thursday, December 13, 2012

This song does not contain the word bong


When I sing you this song
Do you think of King Kong?
And his monster dong?
Bet it's 10 feet long
Tell me if I'm wrong
But that's a lengthy schlong
Good thing he's strong
To drag that thing along
To protect the surging throng
He stuffed it in a thong
Under acres of sarong
His favorite Bluth is Annyong
Think that line got the gong
From Chairman Mao Zedong
Whose name is a dipthong
Now I'm gonna go play pong
With my buddy who is Hmong

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