Thursday, March 10, 2011

May I degrade your performance?

Hello there! I hope you are doing well on this fine day. Well, actually that's why I approached you. I noticed that you're performing at a very advanced level. Your level of performance is so great that it exceeds mine, and let me tell you, I've always prided myself as being in the top tier of performers! I have to say, though, that I feel threatened by your superior skill and efficiency. It makes me want to smack you in the face with my rape whistle. Is there anything I can do to degrade your performance to the point that it matches or falls below my own? Would insulting your mother or waving my dick around help? I think if we work together, you and I can come up with mutually agreeable methods with which to fuck up your shit. What do you say, chum?

1 comment:

Bo said...

Mr. President?