Showing posts with label moblog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label moblog. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Pork chop sandwiches


Oh shit! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Somebody really loves sour cream

Mmmmm... This sour cream is fucking delicious. Oh crap. I better get going or I will miss the bus and be late for work again. But I am enjoying this sour cream far too much to walk away from it. Hey! I can bring it with and continue to eat on the way to the bus stop... Ok that is the last of the sour cream. I really don't want to bring this on the bus so I think I'll just set it and the spoon right here in front of the empty business next door to The Strip Club.

Lonely sour cream with spoon

Monday, July 21, 2008

Awesome dragon does little to distract from shitty car

Moblog: Holiday station at the corner of Cliff Rd and Nicols in Eagan. This same dragon is on both sides of the vehicle.

Update: I forgot to mention when I posted this that I was not the only person who had pulled into the parking lot with the sole purpose of taking a photo of this rolling wonder. Right after I parked haphazardly in front of the store, another car parked right around the corner of the building. The pair of teenagers inside were laughing when one of them stumbled out of the passenger side, barely able to maintain composure long enough to aim his cell phone at the car.

Suburban warrior

Moblog: Buffalo Wild Wings in Savage

Thursday, July 17, 2008

WCCO allows me to win

Earlier tonight I attended WCCO's Bloginar, where there was a panel discussion of sorts with 'CCO's Jason DeRusha and MinnPost's Eric Black. After the festivities, they gave away prizes. I won this towel imbued with the essence of Jason DeRusha (because I went to great lengths to quite literally wipe the towel on his person). I'm now wearing the towel as a diaper.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Sunday, May 25, 2008

If you insist

Moblog: The best part was explaining to the Ikea sales woman who asked why I was taking the photo. The conversation ended with me saying, "I'm sorry I soiled your innocence."

Thursday, May 15, 2008

DATE BAGS!!

Moblog: "do it, the bag."

Caribou Coffee, Kenrick Avenue, Lakeville

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Monday, May 05, 2008

Oh. My. God. An actual Yugo.

Moblog: I was telling a story about boobs when we were all distracted by this Yugo. That is just how awesome a Yugo is.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Rejected again

Moblog: This is discrimination by Target against human shoppers. Total bullshit, man. Total bullshit.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

This one had some backspin on it

Moblog: I suppose you could argue either way as to whether this breaks my self-imposed policy of no actual photos of poop. But launching this high velocity arc of stray chaff onto and under the toilet tank is just plain impressive. I am not even mad. My hat is off to you, wherever you are, sir. And kudos for including what appear to be multiple granules of various cooking spices.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

FreshnessBot 5000 sees all

Moblog: "Computing freshness. Freshness emergency. Proceed to nearest escape pod for further instructions."

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Sorry, you can't shit here

Ang's bathroom will be closed for business for about a day starting this afternoon. We will temporarily remove her toilet while we tile her shit room. If you need to drop an even prime, please use the gas station down the street. There is a new restaurant downstairs, but it's a classy joint, goddammit. Save your buttery, walnut-filled dump for Applebee's or Red Lobster.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Barbie muff

Can a motherfucker get a spotlight up in there?

Monday, December 03, 2007

You work too hard

Moblog: Apparently someone took the phrase 'going to take care of some 'paperwork'" a little too seriously. Or perhaps he used the clip to hold up his signed photograph of Larry Craig while he was on a seated outing to the wet firing range.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Active bottoms

Moblog: I like to think that I have a rather active bottom myself.