Mr Gibbens, it has come to our attention that a large package from your mother was delivered to the front desk last Tuesday. We have attempted to reach you by phone numerous times, and have sent multiple emails requesting that you grab your mom's box, but you have not responded. If you do not attend to your mom's box within the next few days, we will have no choice -- for security reasons, we will be forced to open your mom's box to see what is inside. I'm certain you do not wish us to have our hands in your mom's box, and I trust that you will respond to this final notice in a timely manner to avoid this unpleasant scenario. Enclosed find a photograph of your mom's box.
Sincerely,
David Raunschueir,
Head of Building Security
P.S. Your mom's box is leaking a viscous fluid and is emitting a foul odor. Please hurry. This is a serious matter.
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