Gridless

If you're a regular reader, given my drastic drop in posting volume the last few months, you're a member of a likely dwindling population. I've apologized for this before, so there will be no more of that. I'm currently racing to get my house ready to put on the market by the end of May, so expect an even stingier trickle of mediocre posts sent from my cell phone, pulled out of my ass, or both. I won't be off the grid so much as hovering near it, crying and wetting myself. If you are a glutton for my foolishness, I still post to Twitter on a near-daily basis. Odds are good I tweeted with a hammer in one hand and my dick in the other. Not that there is much of a distinction between the two.