How did I get here? Why am I eating pie?We've all been there. The last melty spoonful of rocky road ice cream drips onto your favorite sweater. A little drop of pasta sauce falls onto your freshly pressed dress shirt. A splash of red wine stains your khaki trousers. Now we could cover ourselves in trash bags or lobster bibs every single time we eat, but why look like a complete buffoon when could be wearing a Shirt Bib? Shirt Bib protects you from cherry pie, grape juice, and Dr Pepper stains while making it look like you are wearing a shirt. Can't leave grandpa alone without him splattering his shirt with bacon grease and horseradish? Shirt Bib! Do you return from an 8 day meth-smoking jag to find your toddler's jumper covered with spit-up and feces? Shirt Bib!

Want to prevent unsightly stains on your Shirt Bib? We also sell the Shirt Bib Bib. It's the bib that looks like a Shirt Bib. Actually it's more of a Dickie Bib come to think of it.