Sporn!

Several friends and coworkers are absolutely apeshit over the recently released Spore, a game in which you create your own complex creatures that evolve into an advanced society as gameplay progresses. Some of this buzz came as a result of the free Spore Creature Creator tool that was available in advance of the game itself. Thousands, if not millions of perverts used this program to create creatures that were just big penises, boob monsters, and other adult-themed beings that came to be known as "Sporn." I downloaded the Creature Creator the other day and tried my own hand at some Sporn. This happy fellow is called the Selfock. He has a very special talent. Can you guess what it is?