"So, Coco suggested we have a 'video-off'. Like a dance off, but with videos."

"Oh? Um."

"Yeah. I made a comment on her fictional story about Francis Fencepickle saying, "SUCK IT UP TURDBURGLAR" so we decided to film us dressed in black, stealing turds from yards."

"You do know that 'turdburglar' is a bad euphemism for a gay man, right"?

"What? Are you kidding me? It doesn't make any sense."

"Yeah, I don't know. Something to do with poop, I suppose."

"Okay, but it's not like anyone is burgling turds. My mind is blown."

So, I looked it up on the internets. The Urban Dictionary also gives me a few alternate definitions:

1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it.

This is just the sort of thing I imagine Francis is capable of doing.

The act of trespassing into an anus and snatching one's turd in an unsuspecting manner.

Can you really trespass long enough to snatch a turd before someone discovers what you're up to, and puts a stop to it? I don't think so!