Friday, June 13, 2008
A very wet showdown
This week's City Pages "adult" ad section has two competing ads that could have the makings for a very splashy showdown. I suggest putting down a tarp and bringing a slicker.
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The squirters put their phone numbers in the newspaper for a reason, but you're somehow "protecting" them by blurring them out?
Why must you force me to trek 2 blocks to Dunn Bros?
I blurred the phone numbers because I don't give away ad space for free on this site. Tranny titfucking artists get a discount though. By tranny titfucking me.
Coincidentally, my female ejaculation column publishes next week. Had I seen these earlier, I could've called and conducted a little research.
I have questions. What are
S/P and In/Out? Just answer the questions.
Alexis, that sounds like a good read. I've never understood that particular fetish. If I wanted to get covered in sticky gush, I'd chop open garbage bag full of Karo syrup with a mighty swing of the ax.
Diz, I know that In/Out means in call/out call, which means the escort will see clients at her location (or a location of her choosing) or will travel to a location of her choice like his home, a specific hotel room, etc. As for S/P, I'm not entirely sure, but based on context, I'd guess that means "service provider," indicating that this phone number is a direct line to the escort (an "indie" provider) and not an escort service who then in turn has to contact the provider.