Check it, jerk

Ya shit's wack, ya face ugly, ya ass is stank, ya moms went ta college, ya bread's unbuttahed, ya junk's crusted, ya daddy ranned off, ya sistah's a linebackah, ya dog won't lick ya, ya chowdah's tepid, ya ride's busted like a nut, ya granny fat n' shit, ya titties' round ya knees, ya wallet's empty, ya hedge untrimmed, ya pants hiked up, ya kicks is scuffed, ya teeths be yella, ya stools is loose, ya hose is kinked, and ya mac ain't cheesy.