God dammit! I think I just got stung by a wasp or some shit. Oooohh. Owie, owie, owie. Look at it. It's all swollen and purple. It's also throbbing and sensitive. And it appears to be leaking pus. No, wait. I just have an erection. False alarm everyone. I just wish I hadn't doused it in iodine.
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I almost got killed by a wasp sting once. I was standing on the top row of seats at the MSU football stadium, looking back over the top at the Vikings practice when one got me in the left big toe. It really f*cking hurt and I kinda jumped and nearly went over the edge.
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