I recently learned of a portion of the California Vehicle Code, 23103.5, which leaves open the possibility, given the agreement of the prosecution, for a person charged with a DUI to plead to a lesser charge of alcohol-related reckless driving, regardless of whether there was actually reckless driving involved. This charge is known as "Wet and Reckless," or "Wet Reckless."
Let it sink in. Wet and reckless.
"Wet and Reckless in California! The hottest babes party on the beach by day and climb onto our party bus to eat each other out on film by night. All the wet and reckless action you can handle and more! Call now and get our free bonus DVD, Tits, Tits, and More Tits: All Up In Your Face and Partially Up In Your Ass."
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"Dear Playboy Advisor, my boyfriend wants me to reach over and rub his taint while he drops a wet reckless on my pubic mound. First, I'm not sure what a wet reckless is. Second, will I need special shampoo to clean that out of my landing strip?"
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Calleigh Duquesne: "Horatio, I'm glad you got out here so fast. Our vic somehow managed to ride a jet ski down the hotel pool's water slide and crashed full speed into the concrete wall. I'm thinking this is an accident, open and shut."
Horatio Caine: "Tell me... Ms... Duqeusne... if this... was an accident... why... is his ankle handcuffed... to the exhaust?"
Calleigh Duquesne: "You're right. And whoever did it left behind a torn piece of wetsuit and a finger print."
Horatio Caine: "Then it looks like we... are looking for someone who is... wet and reckless."
Roger Daltrey: "YAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5 comments (leave yours):
i love Calleigh Duquesne.
i'd totally love to nail that blonde beaver of hers.
have you see the movie she did called "Body Shots"?
it has a gret fuck seen with Tara Reid (before her messed up boob job).
its a great addition to any spank bank.
I am... openly... not a fan... of... David. Caruso, that is.
That's my favorite daytime soap opera.
Spank bank? For real you call it this? Are you single?
Carl, I will add that movie to my download list.
Diz, looks... like we have... what I like to call... a DEADlock. [YAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]
Kevin, Young and Wet. Wet and Restless. All good soaps.
Diz, sounds like a good reference to me. I'm filing it away in my spooge folder.
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