Tuesday, May 20, 2008
WCCO reporter denies there is a war in Iraq, moon in sky
Filed under:
fake news,
television,
Twin Cities life,
wtf
Those wacky WCCO personalities are at it again. First, meteorologist Mike Fairbourne dared to ask hard questions about the true impact of humans on global warming, now Jason DeRusha insists that humans evolved from apes. Apes, DeRusha? You silly, television word saying guy! I'd splash you with holy water, but I fear it would leave a burn scar on your forehead. You wouldn't be so teevee purty no more, college boy.
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Shame DeRusha! Shame! We are descended from Adam and Eve, not Zira and Cornelius.
I thought Jason was our last bastion of reason and measure over there at 'CCO. Oh, Jason, what happened? Was it because you didn't get come to my birthday party and see boobies?
You're an idiot, jeremy. There is no such thing as WCCO. This whole post is a hoax.
Kevin, you extreme luddites have your head in the sand. WCCO is very real, as is Chupacabra.
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