When you're bored in the passenger seat after a couple hours of traveling on I-35 southbound north of Minneapolis, sometimes you need to make your own billboards.
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God's handiwork would like to kill you.

Gold's handiwork will steal your soul.

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Every burger is a blessing.
7 comments (leave yours):
Those signs piss me off to no end. If all that fucking money those fucks put into those signs went to actually helping people with actual sex education, pregnancy prevention and other programs I think there'd be a much bigger impact than telling people they shouldn't have an abortion. I hate Prolife Minnesota. Thank you for owning those fucks.
Holy shit. You need to make this a regular feature.
Aaron, thank you for your response. I look forward to pinching you further to see what other nerves I can hit. PINCH!
Melissa, every single time I drive by those billboards, I start mentally inserting other images in there. I thought it was finally time I used my shitty Photoshop skills for a greater good, making down syndrome burgers.
If a woman doesn't want to get pregnant she should not lay in the harlot's bed with the whores and the whoremongers, because that act of desecration is bound to produce oh such a CUTE WIDDLE LOVELY WIDDLE BABY! ISN'T IT PRECIOUS!
Your mother's a whore, kid.
I can't believe that down syndrome one is real! And why haven't we come up with a new name for that, one that isn't so depressing?
I've seen plenty of the Down Syndrome billboards and they're very real. I love the creative liberties taken with the billboards, and here I was worrying about the editing I do to certain images and where my seat in hell would be.
I don't agree with their blatant attempt to gather sympathy from the populous with their cute little down Syndrome babies.
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