by Jimmy Steeps

Hay now I never said I was down with the gays but I aint mad at em niether. No gays never tryed to rimrod me in the pork pie so I respect that shit man. Thanks gays. We cool. So anyways I was down round the corner and saw ther was this new bar. I went in and was all like motherfucker what kind of fuckin bar is this and dude was all shushin me and shit. YOU DO NOT SHUSH THE STEEPSTER GOD DAM! But then I callmed my shit down and dude tells me its a GBLT bar or some shit. Well shit son I love me a fuckin BLT! Wats the G for I says? Gravy? Fuckin gravy on my BLT would be the shit and shit god dam! No, no no dude says. He says it stands for GAY! Im like WHUT?? Fuckin Gay? What you mean? So he starts talkin and shit Im like look as long as they aint no fucking jizz on my sammich I have the BLT. G or no G son. Im hungry like a motherfucker. Dude trys to talk me into some cheezy wontons. Its there specialty or some shit. No I said gimme the god dam BLT. You talk the shit all up and this is a GBLT place so cook that shit up son. So dude serves me up my Gay BLT and I be god damed if that wasnt the best fuckin BLT I ever had.

Jimmy Steeps likes BLTs, guns, and tennis.