For your consideration, a series of found photos posted by Flickr user foundphotoslj. Moral of the story, if you take photos of yourself snorting cocaine and drinking root beer, keep track of the photos, or they'll end up on the internet a quarter of a century later.

UPDATE: Unfortunately it appears that the original photos have been yanked by foundphotoslj. I assume he or she probably was sick of the nutsacks filling up the Flickr, Metafilter, and BoingBoing comments with tirades about posting "stolen" photos of people snorting coke. Yes, posting photos of these people from 25 years ago (that mind you, they took themselves and/or allowed to be taken) is going to ruin their lives henceforth. I considered asking foundphotoslj for permission to repost the originals, but meh... you get the idea, and I'd prefer not to deal with the shit storm. But without further ado, back to our previously written post.

Personally I think all of this explicit drug use is too inappropriate for the internet. I have taken the liberty of making them more family friendly. Click each photo for the full-sized version.

I call the brunette girl!

Lance always throws a fit if he doesn't get first pick of game pieces. I don't know how they plan on listening to that John Tesh album with no record player in sight though. Or furniture for that matter. Doctored version of this photo.

Thumbs up to Chutes and Ladders

Lance makes his move as Adam gives his seal of approval. Doctored version of this photo.

Down on the floor

They spent most of their dough on the down payment for the apartment. Instead of making an Ikea run, they hit up Toys R Us. The other room is filled with paddle games and Nerf guns. Doctored version of this photo.

Has-bros

You can't never tear Lance and Adam apart. Once you bond over the CAL, you ain't never not tight after that. And that ain't not no double negative. And did that photo of the Toyota Prius fall off the wall or have they not hung it up yet? Doctored version of this photo.

Hmm...

Lance tries to remember the rules as he ponders his next move. Dude, it's not chess. Doctored version of this photo.

Get yer shirt on

Lance loves the shirt Kelly made him for his birthday, but the seams are a little jagged. Yeah, bad seams. Totally not bad Photoshop at all. Also looks like they hung their Prius photo... or haven't knocked it down yet. Just how wild is this party going to get? Doctored version of this photo.

Hannah Montana rules!

Adam once paid $3,000 for a pair of Hannah Montana tickets. Both of them were for him. Doctored version of this photo.

I'm a maniac for Chutes and Ladders!

Adam gloats as he knows he's on the verge of winning, but Kelly takes it in stride. They also must have spilled some Cheetos on the carpet because that appears to be a Roomba making the vacuuming rounds. Doctored version of this photo.

Ice cream break!

All of this wholesome fun makes a body hungry for a sweet treat. Look at the size of that freakin' sundae! Johnny 5 waves in the background. Doctored version of this photo.