Sunday, February 24, 2008

Your mom

Your mom drives like she fucks...

-With her back seat full of neighbor kids
-Paying someone else to do it
-Billowing smoke and leaking fluid
-With your dad yelling at her for doing it wrong
-Uh... with a bottle of VO5 in her vagina

4 comments (leave yours):

Kevin from Minneapolis said...

Right on two counts.

Carl Spackler said...

i just thought i would let you know that Duff McKeegan (or whatever the fuck his last name is), the former bass player from Guns N Roses, will be playing in my town with his new band called "Hookers and Blow". if that isn't the best name for a rock band then i don't know what is.

Aliecat said...

Carl, I've seen Hookers and Blow. They're local to the minneaple.

Also, my mom's dead, you asshole

Jeremy Q. Afterglide said...

Kevin, I'm guessing it's the one about the money and the one about the billowing.

Carl, I have to go with Alie on this one. There has been a band called Hookers and Blow in Minneapolis for a few years. Though I will agree it is the best band name ever.