On the heels of Toshiba's decision to pull the plug on HD DVD, Afterglide Media Thingy, LLC (AMTLLC) has announced that they will now distribute their short films exclusively on Blu-ray. "That's right, bitches! We knew Blu-ray would win this thing all along," said AMTLLC spokesperson Jessica Labestein while surreptitiously sliding a large pile of HD DVD copies of Pee Problem behind a curtain. "So all you Blu-ray haters can suck it sideways."

Labestein also announced that AMTLLC has declared bankruptcy and will be liquidating its assets, including a half-million HD DVD players and several thousand shares of stock in Toshiba for "fifty bucks OBO."