Monday, January 28, 2008
Lock down with your cock down
Dear potential thieves thinking of breaking into Ang's place. I've reinforced her condo's door with a metal sleeve/plate, replaced her door chain with a heavy duty door latch, installed rails that make it next to impossible to jimmy her door or split the door frame, and I will be standing guard 24x7 ready to beat you to death with my rage-engorged cock should you venture within 5 miles of her.
Oh... how can I stay mad at you?
Kisses?
Kisses.
Oh... how can I stay mad at you?
Kisses?
Kisses.
To quote one of my favorite, and very terrible, movies:
"I love it when you talk dirty."
Specifically, Wing Commander, so imagine it's with a british accent
A more expensive approach, though undeniably effective, is to replace the whole assembly with a steel core door and frame, which is what my place has. The only drawback is that you could fry monkey testicles on the thing during the summer.
Glad everyone is safe!
Ronny, I like talking about my cock.
Rich, we're limited in what we do by association rules, of course. But frying monkey testicles should convince them to go the steel core door route.
Beaten to death with your cock?
So the victim would be covered by thousand of two and a half inch bruises?
OH SNAP!
Well why didn't I know we could fry monkey testicles on our door?!? That would have been good knowledge to have the last time I was asked what I wanted for dinner.
But seriously, I can't imagine what you've been through. I'm so sorry. I'm glad everyone is ok!
Max - LOL
Thanks, Jen. It was scary for a little bit and then I just got pissed off. Really, really pissed off.
i think someone is making a strong push for the "Boyfriend of the Year Award". first it was the bathroom makeover and now making sure your wonderful girlfriend is safe and sound.
Ang, i hope you let jeremy rock out with his cock out this weekend.
Carl, he got the Boyfriend of the Year award before all that. (aww, gag)
I don't know what the BF of the year award is...my ex-gf just thanked me often with blow jobs...this was alway way ok with me...
The King