Best of 2007 (the blogging equivalent of a clip episode)

Now that it's just barely 2008, I thought I would share my personal favorite posts from 2007.

In January, I grew a beard and shaved it off over the course of several days, creating characters for each stage.

Prior to meeting Ang this past summer, I was still in the online dating game. Those Russian chicks are a persistent lot. Or at least the dudes that pretend to be Russian chicks are persistent. I think they like money.

2007 was also the year that I discovered the joys of drinking while coloring in my coloring book, defiling respected comic strips, and telling people how to be better parents. In addition, I learned how to be a better driver, learned about how lady parts work, and learned about our wonderful language.

Writing about all of these strange topics led to poor, disturbed people searching for satisfaction for their fucked up predilections and finding my blog instead.

Not only do I write about my exploits, I also document my life in videos. This last year, I probably should have visited a urologist, several of us died in a dogfight in space, we learned how to dance, and Ang and I were resurrected as zombies.

In 2007, I was an alternate juror in a federal trial that was later the subject of a City Pages cover story.

And it wouldn't be an afterglide-approved year without copious stories about shit, technical analysis of inappropriate shitting techniques and shit consistencies, and the worst places to put your shit.

There are so many other posts that I personally cherish, but I think that's more than enough for you to wade through. Here's hoping that 2008 will bring more poop stories, less stories about delayed ejaculation, and lots of unbloggable and bloggable boning. Happy fucking new year.