Topher Grace, who was nominated for several Teen Choice Awards for his role as Eric Foreman on the FOX sitcom That '70s Show, was found alive today in his Los Angeles home. As Grace was forcibly removed from his residence by concerned authorities, a crowd of curious onlookers and paparazzi gathered outside. A Los Angeles Police Department spokesman said, "We were are surprised as you are that he is still alive. No one had heard from him since the premiere of Spider-Man 3 in 2007. Wow, that thing was stunningly bad. Just pure crap."Police do not know at this time what Grace has been up to these last few months, but pizza boxes and a bottle of ibuprofen were found next to his bed. An assessment will be performed on Wednesday to determine whether or not his career can be revived. Topher Grace is 29.
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Un-Shocking. I've reverse devestated.
I'll have you know that it was extra strength ibuprofen, sir!
Ed, then I'm sure Topher Grace would appreciate it if you'd stop trying to make a life mask of him while he's eating at Arby's.
Topher, I heard it was Excedrin.
Wait...who? I thought Eric Foreman went to Africa or something.
It's such a shame. So sad.
Jen, I stopped watching it before he left. The shtick grew old.
Butchie, LIP to Topher (Live in Peace).
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