Monday, December 03, 2007
Shitty penis
Does anyone out there think they have a shitty penis? I'm not talking about a penis covered in shit but a bad, overall undesirable penis. I like my penis just fine. It's given me a lot of pleasure and pride over the years. And a certain someone seems to enjoy it quite a bit too. Sometimes I even use it as a brush of sorts, with the canvas being a wall, computer screen, or random passerby's handbag. But do you like your penis? Do you wish it was bigger? Longer? Girthier? Veinier? Wish your mushroom cap was a portabello instead of a shiitake? On a scale of butterscotch candy to baseball bat, is it a tube of Chapstick? Is it all deformed and bumpy with knots and gnarls like a troll's walking stick? Or like the troll's actual penis? Personally, I think you should like your penis or tie a padlock to it with a rubber band and shut the fuck up.
I can't speak of my penis, but I like my vagina just fine
overall i like my penis. its served me well despite it getting beaten up fairly regularly.
funny you mention size because i have a female friend who told me she likes guys with average or even smaller wangs because they have a tendency to work harder in bed to please their partner where as a dude with a huge wang doesn't feel its necessary to do as fmuch.
I'm very happy with my penis. Mostly because it's readily available to me when I want it, but I don't have to carry it around all the time. Makes wearing tight pants much more comfortable.
Alie, obviously you need to talk to and listen to your penis then. Ask it how its day went, what it learned in school today. You'll never know your penis until you spend time with it.
Carl, plus dudes with particularly gigantic wangs can barely get their tip in their before banging into an ovary or battery cable.
Jen, do you put your own penis inside of your vagina sometimes? That's sick.