When you forget several bottles of water in your car for a few weeks this time of year, they tend to freeze solid. Bring them inside, and they melt into interesting shapes (I'll share the phenomenon of the "ice nipple" another time).

This little guy needs to be freed from his plastic enclosure.


"My icy butt plug. Let me show you it."


I am teh sup3r 3xcit3 about my ice turd.


"Step back, boys. I'm about to put on a two dollar show on a 25 cent stage."


Thanks to Ronny Gunz for snapping the pics.