Friday, November 02, 2007
They must be pumping this shit into my ventilation system
Do you have Restless Legs Syndrome? Perhaps you need to talk to your doctor about Requip. Requip can take those torturous creepy crawly feelings in your legs and turn your thoughts toward more productive activities.
"Prescription Requip is not for everyone. Requip Tablets may cause you to fall asleep or feel very sleepy during normal activities such as driving; or to faint or feel dizzy, nauseated, or sweaty when you stand up. Tell your doctor if you experience these problems or if you drink alcohol or are taking other medicines that make you drowsy. Also tell your doctor if you experience new or increased gambling, sexual, or other intense urges while taking Requip. Side effects include nausea, drowsiness, vomiting, and dizziness. Most patients were not bothered enough to stop taking Requip."
So basically this medication will first give you the symptoms of being morbidly obese, causing you to get all faint and sweaty when you perform simple tasks like standing. Note how they didn't say "when you stand up too fast." Just stand up, and you'll ralph on your burbur. And it might make you want to gamble and fuck??? How specific is that? "My legs feel fine, and I'm sleeping through the night, but I've lost about 60 grand on craps and keno. And I'm betting on anything I can think of. I even bet my best friend he couldn't get my wife to sleep with him, and then he did it. I'm losing my house, hiring 5 hookers a day, and I'm getting divorced. But did I mention my legs feel fine?"
For most people, increased horniness might not be an issue. In fact, they might welcome it. In my case, however, it would be a nightmare. I'm horny enough, dammit! Poor Ang would eventually become so raw that she'd refuse me further entry, and I'd end up ruining half my socks.
And the more I think about the gambling side of it, the first thought that came to mind was casino gambling, but maybe they're talking about taking gambles in general. "One of these parachutes contains a couple bags of Snickers bars and a broken MacBook. I want you to randomly hand me one, and I'm going to jump off of Jennifer Love Hewitt's cans and see if I can get her to ghost whisper into my scrotum."
But my legs feel fine.
"Prescription Requip is not for everyone. Requip Tablets may cause you to fall asleep or feel very sleepy during normal activities such as driving; or to faint or feel dizzy, nauseated, or sweaty when you stand up. Tell your doctor if you experience these problems or if you drink alcohol or are taking other medicines that make you drowsy. Also tell your doctor if you experience new or increased gambling, sexual, or other intense urges while taking Requip. Side effects include nausea, drowsiness, vomiting, and dizziness. Most patients were not bothered enough to stop taking Requip."
So basically this medication will first give you the symptoms of being morbidly obese, causing you to get all faint and sweaty when you perform simple tasks like standing. Note how they didn't say "when you stand up too fast." Just stand up, and you'll ralph on your burbur. And it might make you want to gamble and fuck??? How specific is that? "My legs feel fine, and I'm sleeping through the night, but I've lost about 60 grand on craps and keno. And I'm betting on anything I can think of. I even bet my best friend he couldn't get my wife to sleep with him, and then he did it. I'm losing my house, hiring 5 hookers a day, and I'm getting divorced. But did I mention my legs feel fine?"
For most people, increased horniness might not be an issue. In fact, they might welcome it. In my case, however, it would be a nightmare. I'm horny enough, dammit! Poor Ang would eventually become so raw that she'd refuse me further entry, and I'd end up ruining half my socks.
And the more I think about the gambling side of it, the first thought that came to mind was casino gambling, but maybe they're talking about taking gambles in general. "One of these parachutes contains a couple bags of Snickers bars and a broken MacBook. I want you to randomly hand me one, and I'm going to jump off of Jennifer Love Hewitt's cans and see if I can get her to ghost whisper into my scrotum."
But my legs feel fine.
Did the curry cause this?
another example of "gambling" could be holding in a turd. in this method of gambling, if you lose you crap your pants. if you win...well i'm not sure what gratification you get but its better than ruining your underwear.
Ang, I wrote this long before the curry.
Carl, I think that would just give me a fecal impaction. Unless it was diarrhea.
At least te side effects don't include possible death. I've seen things that would be the same as death in side effects before.
P.S. Any chance you would bet that I could bang Ang? I'd love to have a free shot.
I can assure you that even if I lost the bet, you wouldn't consider it a "free shot." I had to like totally buy her a Happy Meal first. She's all uppity like that.
I'll take "Inappropriate" for 500, Alex.