My brother Troy's employer has transferred him to their Philadelphia office. I suggested he leave a set of keys to his ginormous house in Savage (they don't plan on putting it on the market until next spring) so I could check in on it occasionally. So big NYE beer bash at Troy's crib, y'all! Don't bother taking off your shoes, using coasters, using the trash cans, or aiming for the toilet. We are going to fucking TRASH that place! WOOOOO!
Oh, and Troy, I'm also going to need the keys to your liquor cabinet and gun safe.
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Speaking of Savage, have you ever seen the Adopt a Highway sign on Highway 13 heading west?
Savage Jaycees indeed.
No, I haven't. I'd like to adopt a drainage pond someday.
funny! by the way, you can have some of the alcohol we have. the movers won't move alcohol(????) so we have to get rid of it.
Danielle, yes. Yes, I would like your booze.
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