Monday, October 29, 2007
Canadians are eager to please you
Canadians are standing by, ready and waiting for your call or visit for a personal consultation. Want to talk about weather? Canadians can do that! Want to talk about your finances and a secure future for your family? Canadians can do that! Having problems with your internet connection? Pick up that phone and call Canadians today! Your phone can do it. YOU can do it. Canadians. Call some, won't you?Customers wishing to converse about maple syrup, back bacon, or hockey will incur additional fees.
are you going to mass market the Poop Pen? i think that would make a lovely stocking stuffer.
Canada seems even more bland than Minnesota gets stereotyped as. I think that Canada is up to something.
Ahem....What exactly is "back bacon?" And what makes it any different from "front bacon, side bacon, or even underneath bacon?"
I wish I could, Carl, but 'tain't my idea to sell.
Sornie, I like Canada and Canadians. Maybe they're secretly planning an invasion. They'll buy us with the increased power of the Loony against the USD.
Jenni, back bacon comes from a pig's back. It's what we know here as Canadian bacon.
back bacon is sooooooooo gooooooooooooood. especially on a bun with some mustard. YUM.
and there is no plot afoot, consider our population differences
US: 281 million
Canada: 33 million
and defense budgets:
US: 339.5 billion
Canada: 16 billion
trust me, nothing is going on. it's just a bit of a complex about penis size is all.
that and we're sometimes anal abotu spelling and have to re-write our comments. sigh.
about. sigh.
Poopee Schmoopee, I make back bacon sammiches every once in a while too. Real back bacon, not just ham sliced into circles. Lying pizza topping bastards!