were you buying a plunger because you clogged your toilet with a massive turd?
Actually we were buying a plunger because I plugged Ang's toilet with Charmin Ultra. That shit's like fucking shammy cloth, man! I underestimated its thickness and power. Awesome.
I recently upgraded from the brand of TP I normally purchase because I have foresight.
Foresight that my shit is so nasty that I need to wipe with a car shammy?
Yes.
were you buying a plunger because you clogged your toilet with a massive turd?
Actually we were buying a plunger because I plugged Ang's toilet with Charmin Ultra. That shit's like fucking shammy cloth, man! I underestimated its thickness and power. Awesome.
I recently upgraded from the brand of TP I normally purchase because I have foresight.
Foresight that my shit is so nasty that I need to wipe with a car shammy?
Yes.