Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Crock of shit
Ang has been helping me a great deal in my efforts to get my house ready for the party on Saturday night. Unfortunately the repairs haven't been made to my screened in porch (they just applied for the permit the other day), so there will be some hanging debris and holes in the roof. Unless it rains, that shouldn't be a problem. There isn't much I can do about the structural cosmetic issues, but Ang and I cleaned up out there last night. She swept the floor and knocked down cobwebs while I cleaned up the tables and chairs. During my cleaning, I discovered that I had left myself little present from the last party I had back in May.
There's nothing like discovering a crock pot of baked beans four months later. Basically the bottom of the crock pot looked like dried pea soup. When I hurried the pot into the house to wash it, the hot water hit the thick layer of mold and send a plume of spores into the air. Not wanting to inhale the spores, I quickly turned my head, held my breath, and rushed to the other side of the kitchen. But now I probably have black lung or walking herpes or whatever the fuck. Is it bad for pee to be extra chunky?
There's nothing like discovering a crock pot of baked beans four months later. Basically the bottom of the crock pot looked like dried pea soup. When I hurried the pot into the house to wash it, the hot water hit the thick layer of mold and send a plume of spores into the air. Not wanting to inhale the spores, I quickly turned my head, held my breath, and rushed to the other side of the kitchen. But now I probably have black lung or walking herpes or whatever the fuck. Is it bad for pee to be extra chunky?
I completely understand...You should see what has been known to grow in my fridge
I'm gonna be sick...
And Jeremy, how can you leave a crock pot like that. It's the cornerstone of weekend cooking.
I can't believe you left that there that long...prolly shoulda just thrown that effer away...
yikes. should have tossed it...crockpots are only like 20 bucks. maybe one of your lucky party guests will gift you with a crockpot...
Jenni, that is disgusting. You are not allowed to comment here anymore (kidding -- you don't comment enough these days!)
Ronny, you are sick you poop-waiting motherfucker. But that's why I like your style, man. And I usually eat out on the weekends, except soup for lunch and maybe making pancakes or french toast on Sunday.
Alie, I may just end up throwing it away for no other reason than the thought of all that green crap in there.
Cooties, that's a great idea. Somebody give me a fucking crockpot!! ...
...please
i think aliecat is right...you probably should have tossed that thing.
also, will you be having the web cam set up so your out of town loser friends like me can watch all the action?
Carl, it's for the wet tee-shirt contest. The men's wet tee-shirt contest.
Carl has Jeremy given you the web address for the web cam in his bedroom and bathroom? I am sure he has those set up. These days it would be way more interesting then in previous months I am betting. Jeremy you had Ang sign the consent form right? I would hate to see Mr. Gunz come after you again.
I waived the consent form. It was my idea to reinstall the bathroom webcam.
It's more of a toilet cam actually.