Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Ass peanut man caught red-handed!
Yesterday I received a very important bulletin from our reporter in the field, Ronny Gunz. If you have followed one or both of our blogs, then you are likely familiar with our ongoing struggles with determining the identity, motivations, and potential medical conditions of a phantom sprinkler of ass peanuts in our workplace. Ronny has apparently caught him red-handed. He directly spotted this person exiting the stall, then went in to drop an even prime of his own. He found the toilet seat littered with ass hair and peanuts.
How does one scrub so hard like you describe--so vigorously--that their anus doesn't plum fall off? How are they not leaving traces of taint behind, too?
It boggles my mind.
I've often wondered that same thing. Where are the blood and chunks of ass skin???
The most perfect of lunchtime reading.
As opposed to next November, I feel like in this vote my voice will be heard.
Your job sounds so much more exciting than mine.
Tim, we implement ideas. We don't just pay lip service to them.
Cooties, it's pretty exciting around here. Shit and piss fly through the air like confetti in a parade. And the parade is just for you. Yay!