On Wednesday, we had the biggest turnout for musical bingo of the last few weeks. It's been rare lately that more than 3 or 4 people have showed up. Perhaps it's the irresistable pull of the waning days of summer. We were joined by Ranty, her husband, and her friend (whose name I didn't catch). And Hedy made her triumphant return to bingo after galavanting all over Asia for a few weeks.

Alie laughs at Hedy as she reacts in disgust to the banana-flavored drink her friend Matt bought for her.


Alie adds insult to injury. Hedy wonders what she did to deserve this treatment.


Ang reacts to how big of a douche I am.


Hedy shows off her pretty drawing, but I can't see it. Let's get a closer look...


I see. It's a topless woman playing shuffleboard in high heels. Apparently it's quite cold out there, and she has testicles on her back.


Ang vamps it.


After recovering from the bingo goodness of Wednesday, Ang and I decided to make a second visit to the Minnesota State Fair for some good old fashioned people watching. We took it easy on the eating, pretty much having a meal and one item for dessert. I had a chicken wrap from the food building, and Ang ate the worst hamburger in the world.



After walking around for a while after we ate, I decided to try one of these Fudge Puppies I kept hearing about. A Fudge Puppy is a belgian waffle on a stick dipped in chocolate, but it sounds like something I'd accidentally leave behind on someone's couch after drinking three pots of coffee and eating a box of Ex-Lax, but what the hell. I was so excited. I'm going in, people.


Is this how you like it, Senator?


Oh, God... yeah... fudgy... delicious... cream...


Daddy likes, little Fudge Puppy. Want me to pack you?


Delicious! I give the Fudge Puppy a thumbs up. But I'll never eat one ever again...


...after seeing these staples of the fair. I call this one "Planet Ass." There was a lot of space junk orbiting her trunk.


Another oft-mentioned staple of the fair, morbidly obese ladies in carts. Note how I used Ang as cover in both shots to avoid suspicion that I was snapping pics of fat ladies' asses and guts. Mmm... I'd love just stick my dick in those folds and hammer away. It's pre-lubed with sweat and Pronto Pup grease.