Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Ass coconuts
Seriously, dude! How the fuck did you manage to get ass peanuts on top of the god damn toilet tank?!?!
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I'm callin you out...this would be hyperbole...yah...uh-huh...
King Shocka Khan
No way, man! I'm telling you. Ass peanut on the toilet tank. Bet you it's the same guy who spread them 2 feet away from the front of the bowl that one time. Dude's got to be tall, like 6'4" at least. That limits the number of suspects.
How tall are you again...?
whats an "ass peanut"?
Ass Peanut...isn't that when someone leaves you a little chocolate hor deurve in the stall?
King Shocka KHan
oh. kay.
i hope i never have the pleasure of seeing an AP
Jen, probably not tall enough to leave an ass peanut on the tank.
Zoozookrazi, Shocka is right. An ass peanut is rolled up, poopy toilet paper left from the friction of wiping. There is a mad ass peanut sprinkler loose in this bathroom, and he must be stopped!
Shocka Khan: "this would be hyperbole"
A nasty, rough sport to be sure, that leaves many of its players dead or maimed.
But I don't see how even the most boisterous game could get shit on the cistern. Besides, it should never be played in the office.
Guys are so gross.
Seriously.
Gross.
Teucer and Jenni, I plan to investigate this phenomenon in detail from a forensic standpoint and will post my detailed analysis here.
Jeremy,
The culprit...you have to find him. Bring in Minn/Twin CSI if necessary.
If not, then perhaps Cheech and Chong are affordable...
"...smell like doo-doo..."
King Shocka Khan
Shocka, I will bring this person to justice if it's the last thing I do. Sprinkle zone away!