Guys, do you ever walk up to the toilet or urinal to take a piss and have that brief moment where your urethra's kind of stuck shut in the middle? For a second, you piss two completely separate streams, beautiful, shimmering, and unique like yellow snowflakes. Then your pee hole comes unstuck, and your streams merge together. Or maybe I'm the only one that happens to, albeit rarely. I wonder what causes that. Am I dehydrated? Is it like when your lips become dry and chapped and get stuck together until you open your mouth? Maybe they should make urethral chapstick. Just a skinny little tube, because I'm not afraid to get all up in there if I have to.What about you, ladies? Does your urethra ever stick shut? Yours is bigger, so I would think there's the potential for multiple stick points. Multiple golden streams shooting every which way like some sort of wacky urine-based sprinkler toy for kids. Except you could use regular chapstick instead of the skinny man hole version.
7 comments (leave yours):
It's actually a vitamin deficiency. Or at least, it's supposed to be for a dashing young man of your stature. You're not eating your greens, lord knows you drink enough fucking water.
The other cause could be an enlarged prostate (you don't want this):
http://www.yourhealth.com.au/index.php?page=/conditions/view-content.php?id=48
And now you know.
And knowing if half the battle.
Uhm, chicks' urethras are smaller. I've never had a problem with sticking. I thought that only happened to guys who forget to clean the pipes after they beat off.
Ronny, it definitely isn't a prostate issue. My pee frequency and pressure is nominal and delightful.
Loops, post-coital/post-yank pissing is a completely different beast. That goes on and on and usually results in pee hitting the ceiling, sink, toilet tank, and floor all at the same time.
Sticky urethra = the Drip...go to the doctor you nasty bastard...
Alie, I don't have The Drip! I've had The Squirt, The Ooze, and I've had The Dribble, but never The Drip!!! That's just nasty.
I feel like I really learned something here...
You know you can always come to me with medical questions.
The answer is "maybe."
Glad I could help.
Post a Comment