My favorite penis is definitely from May, 1976. I discovered this penis before I was able to walk, and it's been number one in my heart ever since! You can just tell that guy's the kind of penis you want to have a beer with. He's also a jokester. I remember him talking about spraying mayonnaise onto a woman's neck in a public restroom in Green Bay. It's my dream to someday meet that penis from May, 1976. I just need to lose another 5 or 10 pounds so I can see it. You can be sure I'll shake his hand vigorously and at great length. I'll never let go!Each month we ask someone to tell us about their favorite penis. Who's your favorite? Tell us about it. If we publish your submission in next month's issue, you'll get a signed photograph from that penis!
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Aww... it's like a forbidden love story. And by forbidden, I mean motivational in order to lose weight.
I tell ya what, I've met FAR more *dickheads than I have met penises.
You can quote me on that!
*I prefer to use the word "douchebag", however given the context, it's just doesn't really work.
I'd like to contribute, but I have not yet met a penis I could call my favorite.
do you ever wonder at what age your penis stops growing?
Ronny, it was love at first sight.
Jenni, I would have also accepted "ass hats" or "taintlickers."
Ang, if you want to share this box of popcorn in my lap, you might meet it sooner than you think.
Carl, your penis grows all throughout your life. As your penis encounters new challenges with each day, it grows wiser and more experienced. Indeed, our penises never stop growing.
Oh yay, I love popcorn!
I'll supply the butter.
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