Thursday, July 26, 2007
Be prettier
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Hi there. I hate to sound rude, but your appearance is offensive to me. You are a disgusting slob with bad skin. It looks like you were beat upside the head with a burning bag of trash. I'm going to have to ask you to be prettier. Thank you.
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And I...King Shocka Khan...with your precious help...shall give you my patented pearl white face cream to assist you in being more beee-U-tifuullll...for us all.
Sincerely,
The King
You should give those people my card. I specialize in beautifying the ugly.
Aaron, you know what I'm talking about! *regrettably dorky high five*
Shocka, I'd chastise you for using my blog to tout your jisms as a miracle cream, but these days I'm too mellow to do that.
Jen, do you think you could talk with that armpit hair chick from bingo last night? Hedy, you have silky, manageable armpit hair, but this chick looked like she was carrying a pair of Ewoks under her arms.
I have bad skin. Are you talking about me?
Please, Hedy. You're gorgeous!
Hedy, agreed. This most definitely wasn't about you. In fact, it wasn't about anyone in particular. I was just asking people to be prettier.
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