[Jeremy's head spins off his neck and explodes in the sky before he realizes he doesn't give a shit about the iPhone]
Friday, June 29, 2007
iPhone!!
Oh my God! iPhone! IPhone! IPHONNNNNE!!!1111!!!! Run to the store, people! Buy an iPhone. It surfs the internet and plays music... and it's a god damn phone, too! Did you hear me? A fucking phone! You can read the Wall Street Journal, talk to your mom, and listen to Maroon 5 at the SAME TIME! FANCY FAT FREE CHRIST IN A HAMPER! GET AN IPHONE!!!!!! AUUGGGHHHHHH!!!111!!!!!!!!
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Finally! An end to the misery of having to carry both a phone and an iPod. At long last, the nightmare is over.
A new dawn is beginning. I don't believe I am exaggerating when I say that this day marks a historic new epoch; from Bronze Age to Iron Age, to iPhone Age.
Thank you Apple. You are the new IBM.
The best part is you can rub your finger on it to make it work. I'm still talking about the iPhone.
I wanted an iPhone until I found out it's price...eek! I'm surprised they didn't say that the iPhone will get you laid and cure cancer at the same time too...
iPhone.
Don't get me wrong. I am interested in the technological advancements in the iPhone, but fuck no to spending $600 for the first generation. I don't care how clever Apple engineers are, there will be shit that people hate, shit that doesn't work right, and shit not included that they should have thought of in the first place but didn't. Give us the second or third generation iPhone and release it to carriers other than just AT&T, then I might be more excited. But I doubt it.
I just saw about 20 or 30 people camped out in front of an AT&T store waiting for the iPhone. Seems crazy to me.
*sigh* Maybe I'm getting old, but I can't think of too many things I'd camp out for, short of a chance to bang Jessica Alba or play bongos on Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits or something. *grin*
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