Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Pee Problem

A video just for you. I love you like summer raisins, my kittens.

9 comments (leave yours):

Hedy De Vine said...

hahahahaHAHAHA!!

You totally fucked up your toilet dude.

Tarra said...

That was scary...sick and funny, but mostly just scary...thank you.

word verification can just pucker right up and kiss my grits! said...

at first, i was scared to watch it..said i wasnt going to....but curiousity got the better of me...it's funny...in a disturbing kind of way..but hey, thats exactly what brings me back here. bravo!

Aliecat said...

That's what happens when you have unprotected sex with amputee crack whores...don't be a fool, wrap your tool...

Jeremy said...

Hedy, I cleaned it quite well afterward with bleach and anticoagulant.

Tarra, if it was scary for you, imagine how it was for me! Urine should not be chunky.

Word, I appreciate your opinion on word verification, but I turned it off not long ago, and it wasn't 2 days before the fucking spammers were posting ads for boner meds and pr0n. Sure I enjoy those products, but I don't need spam for them. I already have a supplier. Otherwise, thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm sure a lot of people were wondering at first why tf I was recording my pee activities. It's a wonder what cheap store brand soda and food coloring can do.

Alie, I was going to have this conversation privately with you, but since you're so nasty about it, I'm pretty sure I got it from you. Have you noticed your urine is the consistency and color of guacamole lately? I thought so.

Aliecat said...

I thought I told you to never mention the fact that I have a fake leg, goddamn it...

Jeremy said...

You're the only woman I know who has a hairy prosthetic leg.

Aliecat said...

It's where I hide the crack...

Jeremy said...

Can I hide something in your crack? Hi-ohhhhh!