Tuesday, May 08, 2007
"You know how I know you're gay?"
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You know how I know you're gay?
You have Bumble and Bumble hairgoop in your bathroom...true story.
oh my , did you actually just come out? thats awesome...do you know doogie?
If loving the smell of lilacs is gay, then I'm a big ol' butch dyke. Flame on Jeremy!
Alie, if it were gay to have that, then it would be stored in my medicine cabinet in a neat and orderly fashion.
Yay for gays, actually I don't know NPH, but I *do* know Sven Sundgaard. I answer all of his google searches for him. I keep telling people they have the wrong address, but they keep searching. See this is how these sorts of misunderstandings get started. *grin*
AC, you're the hottest butch dyke, I know.
Gee, Jeremy, I didn't know you were gay. I thought you were just really, really effeminate.
Nuh uh!!! No way!!! Shut up, Hedy!!!! Is this effeminate? How about this? Or this or this? Are those effeminate? Huh? Well, are they? Wait, actually those are pretty effeminate. But I'm not gay! Shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuup! *runs to his bedroom decorated in pink unicorns and slams the door shut*
Unicorns are totally not gay. Misogynistic, maybe, but not gay. I mean, come on, the whole "I only let virgins ride me" scam? And don't the Chinese use their horns as aphrodisiacs?
Your haught...and I just got implants...whaddya say big boy!?
Queen Shocka Khan
Rich, if it's in short supply and disgusting, the Chinese use it as an aphrodisiac. Unicorn horns, panda kidneys, and sympathy for Paris Hilton over her jail sentence for example.
SK, I'll honk your new boobs, but you have to Nair those nipples first.
wow!