Man, no matter how it came out, it'd be one hell of a story (if you didn't die, of course). Well, it'd be a hell of a story then too; you just wouldn't be here to enjoy it.
Bo, a fuddy-duddy who still likes GTA III the best, though the motorcycles in the alley on Vice City are pretty boss
Rich, I don't have a Hot Coffee minigame, but I have a hack that opens up one called Cold Salami. It takes place in a gay mortuary.
S4xton, if only he had an auto body shop at the top so I could repair the damage to my front end and get a new paint job to hide from the cops. They would probably confiscate my bonus points (and my drivers license).
Erica, please delurk more often -- the more the merrier! :-)
Bo, I would likely die. Or kill many, many others. Either way, it would be t3h awsumz. GTA III is where I started. I played through Vice City and partway through San Andreas, but when I upgraded my interface for my home automation system, GTASA started crashing. I f'd around here and there for months before I found out it was an incompatibility between the HAS interface and DirectX. The interface manufacturer still hasn't issued a fix (it's completely their fault for the dumbass way they wrote their drivers). Dickeaters. But have you seen the trailer for GTA IV? Aw yeah!
Now why am I not surprised that you're an X10 guy? Me too. I got into it controlling aquarium lighting. These days the motion detector across the threshold of Nathan's bedroom door rings a chime in our bedroom between the hours of 10 pm and 6 am. Few other modules and switches about, and it rocks for outdoor Christmas lighting. I've not gone as far as you have, though I'm definitely getting a lot of benefit from it.
As you point out, I wouldn't plug my grandmother's respirator into an X10 system, but for the money, man, you can't beat it. Cool stuff.
I'm thinking ramping up my jazz with some Z-wave or something more reliable, but don't want to spend the money right now. I definitely want to add some indoor motion sensors to the fray. USB cameras make for cheap motion sensors, but they're a little too quick to detect motion.
Karah, are you kidding me? If I was stupid enough to step on my gas and try to jump a damned car carrier, I would be the lead story on the 10 pm news!!! So in other words, next time I'm totally doing it.
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Well, where the hell are the after pics?
I heart random GTA references. Do you have a Hot Coffee minigame too?
If you do, I still won't play it with you.
Almost like old school Spy Hunter!!
Delurking to say that's completely hilarious.
That is all.
Man, no matter how it came out, it'd be one hell of a story (if you didn't die, of course). Well, it'd be a hell of a story then too; you just wouldn't be here to enjoy it.
Bo, a fuddy-duddy who still likes GTA III the best, though the motorcycles in the alley on Vice City are pretty boss
Rich, I don't have a Hot Coffee minigame, but I have a hack that opens up one called Cold Salami. It takes place in a gay mortuary.
S4xton, if only he had an auto body shop at the top so I could repair the damage to my front end and get a new paint job to hide from the cops. They would probably confiscate my bonus points (and my drivers license).
Erica, please delurk more often -- the more the merrier! :-)
Bo, I would likely die. Or kill many, many others. Either way, it would be t3h awsumz. GTA III is where I started. I played through Vice City and partway through San Andreas, but when I upgraded my interface for my home automation system, GTASA started crashing. I f'd around here and there for months before I found out it was an incompatibility between the HAS interface and DirectX. The interface manufacturer still hasn't issued a fix (it's completely their fault for the dumbass way they wrote their drivers). Dickeaters. But have you seen the trailer for GTA IV? Aw yeah!
Now why am I not surprised that you're an X10 guy? Me too. I got into it controlling aquarium lighting. These days the motion detector across the threshold of Nathan's bedroom door rings a chime in our bedroom between the hours of 10 pm and 6 am. Few other modules and switches about, and it rocks for outdoor Christmas lighting. I've not gone as far as you have, though I'm definitely getting a lot of benefit from it.
As you point out, I wouldn't plug my grandmother's respirator into an X10 system, but for the money, man, you can't beat it. Cool stuff.
I agree with Bo. One hell of a fucking story, though most likely you'd either be on the B page of the Strib or immortalized in a Bruckheimer film.
I'm thinking ramping up my jazz with some Z-wave or something more reliable, but don't want to spend the money right now. I definitely want to add some indoor motion sensors to the fray. USB cameras make for cheap motion sensors, but they're a little too quick to detect motion.
Karah, are you kidding me? If I was stupid enough to step on my gas and try to jump a damned car carrier, I would be the lead story on the 10 pm news!!! So in other words, next time I'm totally doing it.
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