I always enjoy sharing the odd google searches that refer people here. Monday's google search referral of the day comes to my blog from Australia:
completely 100% free face dating and love site 2007
This lonely gentleman also composed the following heartfelt letter and mailed it to the search engine giant:
Dear Google,
I want to emphasize to you that I am not screwing around on the percentage of freeness of the dating site for which I am looking. Not just 100% free, but completely 100% free. None of this partial 100% free bullshit or even completely 90% free. Completely 100% free is the only amount of freeness I am willing to accept.
And I don't want to date a whole woman, I only want to date her face, so only show me face dating sites. No legs, no breasts, no asses, just faces. Anything I need to do with or to a woman is available on or in her face. Vaginas are not necessary when there are a perfectly good mouth and pair of nostrils available. In fact, I would go as far as to say that the perfect girlfriend would be a face in a shoebox. When she gets lippy, I'll just put the lid on the box and shove it under the bed. But I'm not completely heartless. I don't just want to date her face, I want to love it. In 2007.
Regards,
Guy in Australia who clearly doesn't speak English well and wants to keep a chick's face in a shoebox because his mother scrubbed his genitals with a wire brush and boiling ammonia when he was 5
5 comments (leave yours):
The Google searches that came up for my blog this week were "daddy needs boobs" and "grandma likes cock."
I got "milk rotting in car"
Jen, how disappointed were they when the posts on your blog actually were talking about "grandma needs boobs" and "daddy likes cock?"
Lesley, sounds like they need some dryer sheets under their seat.
i'm all about chicks with dicks
Carl, are you referring to google searches for your blog, or your own personal proclivities? In either case, I think you'd need two shoeboxes for those kind of chicks.
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