Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Would you rather...

I had forgotten about the Half Assed Morning Show's Would You Rather contest this morning. By the time I tuned in, they had already picked a winner. Some lame-ass one about eating a bowl of meth scabs or taking a bite out of a placenta. Pssshht. That sauce is watered down with store brand vanilla. I surely would have won with mine: Would you rather drink a bloody mary made with menstral blood or beer made with yeast from a vaginal yeast infection?

6 comments (leave yours):

lesley said...

I think I may have told you all this one before, but this is my personal favorite: Would you rather have two little legs dangling from your chin or a small butt in the middle of your forehead?

Jeremy said...

Definitely the legs. I could kick a chick in the teeth if she sucked at making out. Or use them to give my tongue a rest when I was eating her out.

Aliecat said...

Mmm...fishy cooch beer....

lesley said...

I'd want the legs, too. They'd be so much fun to play with when you get bored!

Alie- that's sick but it made me laugh out loud in the office. SHHH! I'm going to get in trouble!
I can see the SNL spoofs now..."Leinie's Gyno Weiss". Sick.

Jeremy sucks, but I'll be at the box tonight.

Aliecat said...

Alie's Pink Taco Ale...hoppy and yeasty...BLARGH!

Jeremy said...

LOL! Gyno Ale...

Alie, your Pink Taco Ale has a hint of snapper. There's a little bite to it!