Evidently the talk around town is whether KARE 11's keychain-sized meteorologist Sven Sundgaard is gay. Or so it would appear to be a topic of gossip since I get about a half dozen visitors or so each day who found my blog by googling "Sven Sundgaard gay." I've only mentioned him once in this post. I saw him at the State Fair and commented about how wee he was in person. I even misspelled his name. So let me set the record straight on whether Sven Sundgaard is one of them there boys who like boys: I don't fucking care. And neither should you. Just give me a halfway accurate weather forecast, Sven. And if you do it with an extra fabulous flair, why that's ok by me.

Oh, and just so you know, Sven, regardless of a meteorologist's sexual preference, I like my extended outlook delivered with jazz hands. Totally up to you, man.