I've found craigslist to be be a delightful treasure trove of poor grammar, terrible spelling, and general stupidity. In searching for a reasonably priced entertainment center or stand of some sort for my new tv today, I read an ad from a lady selling her "Italion leather sectional couch" and someone who simply posted a title of "For sale! Only $100!!!!!!" Uh, dipshit, typically you tell us what you're selling in the title of your post so that we can determine if we want to click on it. If you're selling a copy of the July, 2004 edition of O, The Oprah Magazine for $100, I'm not interested. If you're selling your cheating husband's restored 1966 Shelby GT350 for $100, we'll talk. And doesn't the fact that you posted it in the Furniture For Sale section of craigslist imply that it's "For sale!"?
I also love how people tend to give far too much detail when explaining why they are selling their cherished possessions. For example, the guy selling his fish tank says, "i have no use for it since all my fish died due to moving.." I really could give a flying fuck, dude. What do you have for sale, what condition is it in, and how much are you asking? The end. "I sell this credenza to make money to pay for penis enlarge surgery! pleez help!11!!!"
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That is all I want a bleeping fish tank full of dead fish, because he was cheating on his wife, and now needs to sell his shit to buy his fucking car back.
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