Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Promiscuous wrestling spreads herpes
For decades, strapping young men--boys, really--have wrapped sweaty limbs around each other, writhing and struggling for domination and position. Grunts and heavy breathing echo as the boys finish with one partner and move to the next, sometimes only knowing his first name. This promiscuous activity has become so widely accepted that crowds of adults and classmates gather around to cheer the lads on. But God has touched this dirty, sinful pile of well-muscled, squirming masculinity. He gave them herpes. Rock out with your cock out.
this is like my worst nightmare: a herpes outbreak! i've dated two former wrestlers. one of them had ring worm in his arm pit, and then we broke up. he prolly still has it. gross.
Ewwwwww!!
i used to wrestle, but i wasnt any good..i usually just gave up after i came.
So that's why they mop down the mats after each bout. The more you know.
Aw man. This is gross.
OF COURSE I forwarded the article to friends that used to wrestle back in the day. :)
I joined the wrestling team my Junior year of high school...went to 4 months of captains practices, got in the best shape of my life and felt GREAT!
Then, the actual "wrestling" practice started. After 2 minutes on the mat with some strangers hand up my ass and my head bent under my ankles, I said to myself "this is gay!"
I quit 10 minutes later.
Our junior and senior high school didn't have a wrestling program. Too small of a town to have a team. Plus I don't remember prep rasslin' (as my dad would call it) being quite the deal it is here in MN.
That reminds me--I was on the junior high football team for all of about 2 weeks in 7th grade. I quit because I hate being told what to do. I've always had issues with authority figures. Imagine that.