Rock Stiffhard mid-moneyshot in Teat Seeking Missiles 15 courtesy Tension Rod StudiosRock Stiffhard was born Jason Fitterer in Langdon, North Dakota on July 16, 1982. In 2003, Fitterer dropped out of college and moved to Los Angeles to become a performer in adult films. After picking his stage name, Stiffhard soon found that his dreams were further from reach than he had initially thought. He landed role after role in big budget Hollywood films, including The Aviator, Dodgeball, and Oceans Twelve, but no porn. Finally after landing a $20 million starring role opposite Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible III, Rock walked away from the deal and the business in disgust.

Working for a catering company in the summer of 2005, Rock was sent on a delivery run that would change his life. He had just dropped off a 10 foot hoagie on the set of Sphincter Invaders 12 when the director offered him a role as a pizza repair man. Since that day, Stiffhard has lived the dream. He gets paid $300 per scene. In 18 months, he has appeared in over 66,000 scenes and has made $20.0003 million.