(Dark gay)

This is the most hilarious (and sad) fucking thing I've seen in quite some time. Look out for these bands! They are GAY!

From the site:
"The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself."

Evidently "Gay Bands" are so evil that the very phrase itself must be capitalized and held in reverence as a proper name.

Here is a partial taste of their gay list

• Kansas
• Ani DiFranco
• Fischerspooner
• John Mayer
• George Michael (texan)
• Angel Eyes
• The Indigo Girls
• Velvet Underground
• Madonna
• Elton John
• Barry Manilow
• Indigo Girls

Kansas is gay, and George Michael is a Texan. I thought he was British. I'm learning all sorts of useful info from this site! Sure, John Mayer is totally gay, but not literally! Meanwhile, Scissor Sisters--literally gay. Also, Indigo Girls and Elton John are so gay they are listed twice. And Elton's second mention hammers the point home with a note of "(really gay)". Got it. Really gay.

So the summarization of their message is, "Fancy hemp pants, people!! BEWARE THE GAYNESS! Plug your corn chutes and make love to yer womenfolk, cuz these bands are G@@@@@YYYYYYYYYY!!!!111!!!!!1111!!!!"

But you know me. I actually don't think those bands are gay enough.

UPDATE: It would appear I'm late to the table. A google search revealed that it would appear the whole site was a hoax. Quite an elaborate one, too.