Eagan, MN - In a move eagerly anticipated for months by the video gaming community, Afterglide Global Concern (AGC) today unveiled its own entry into the mobile gaming market. In today's press conference, AGC president Yohiro Fitsusnugly announced that the system, previously codenamed
Sweet Tits will be sold as the
Yuu. Crowds gathered at the press conference were taken aback by the small size of the system, but were clearly in shock at it's suggested retail price--$4.95. This puts AGC in a position to be a hot competitor against the Nintendo Gameboy DS, the Playstation Portable, and Tiger Head to Head Talking Football from the late 80's.
Among the accessories that will be available for the Yuu, there will be a $34.95 wireless card for internet access, a $14.95 neoprene protective case, and an odd wireless balloon-like controller (pictured) that will be sold everywhere, including truck stop bathroom vending machines, for $0.50.
4 comments (leave yours):
Glad to see you put those condoms to good use!
Condoms??? That is a special gel-filled wireless controller.
wii are not amused
Wii wuurked laang and haard creating the Yuu foor haardcoor gamers. Wii hope yuu like iit, but if not, fuu!
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