Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Wash your [ - - - ] out

They make facial soap just for faces, so why don't they make buttcial soap just for asses? Or scrotal soap. Or snatchcial soap?

2 comments (leave yours):

Katie said...

Because you may confuse what bar is for what..do you wanna wash your face with soap and feces...it would be like giving yourself a rim job...only it would smell a bit better I suppose...

Jeremy said...

Then the soap should be color-coded. Green or white for the face, pink for the cooteroo, and brown for the stinkeye.