I was as surprised as anyone to come out a winner at last night's poker game with the boys. We usually throw in $10, and I walked away with that plus another $9. It was an evening of guffaws and farts fueled by pizza, Funyuns and beer. One of the guys farted so much I thought he was going to drill a hole through his chair or at least peel the varnish off. It was my turn later in the evening. I don't think farts are supposed to be chunky. I've been putting off checking my underwear. Maybe tomorrow.
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Yuck.
You won? Shit I guess I should have come down and taught you guys a thing or two. Varnish removing rips huh? I am guessing LJ is responsible for that one if it wasn't you. Well good to here you had a good time. Hope to make it down south for one of the next nights!
Willie, I was surprised as you! I had some good luck on my side Saturday.
Dizulli, you have to learn to love the smell of a man's farts to get anywhere in life. Smell it! EMBRACE IT!!
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