A couple people have written and were all "What the fuck? Post some blogs, god dammit!" And I was all "Fuck you! I don't have time!" And they were all "it hurts when I pee!" And I was all "Have you visited a urologist?" And they were all "Yes, but he said it was just a mild inflammation that will go away in a few days, but I was all 'What the fuck? I want some meds for this shit, man!' and he was all 'Fuck you! Just feel the burn for a few days, you pussy!'"
So basically a lot of people were "all."
But seriously, I apologize. I was in North Dakota over the weekend and am having another busy week. I shall post when time allows and cuddle your love muffins with my gansta prose.
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Maybe if these assholes would have read your previous post, they would have known you were out of town. I have to admit though, I was jonesing for a lil' Afterglide myself. It's kind of addictive. Oh and btw my boyfriend said I farted on him last night while I was sleeping. Whoops. Thought you might be interested in knowing that. He said I didn't fart just once either, it was multiples. But he said he would still be my boyfriend. Yes, it's official. He's my boyfriend! Yea!
I wasn't implying that THEY where assholes, just that I feel like an asshole for not posting much the last 2 or 3 weeks.
Congrats on the b/f situation! Are you sure you were asleep when you farted on him? You didn't on purpose, didn't you! Was he spooning you, or were you just sleeping with your ass facing him? Or where you actually sleeping on top of him ass-down?
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRT!
Just had to add that for effect.
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