Saturday, August 26, 2006
I enjoy meat
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Me? Vegetarian or vegan? Ha HAAAA! I laugh aloud at the very thought. I like meat. And cheese. I like meat covered in cheese and cheese covered in meat. For breakfast, I eat a bowl of sliced bananas and MEAT. What sort of meat you ask? It doesn't matter. Cow, pig, deer, elk, horse, donkey, whatever you've got. If it could make a noise and wiggle before it met its end, I'll eat it. Unless it could talk, rollerskate, or do sign language. That's where I draw the line. And even then, it depends largely on how much ketchup you've got on hand.
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It's better when it's fried. Deep fried cheese. Anything in batter and than deep fried. Yummm
Meat is best raw or lightly singed with the tender kiss of mesquite infused flame. Though batter and deep frying has its place. I will be getting plenty of deep fried meat and batter tomorrow at the MN State Fair, land of the following battered and deep fried items: snickers bars, key lime pie, pickles filled with cream cheese, a big meatball with spaghetti inside of it, hotdish, and of course the standard corn dog, and mega giganto-ass corn dogs. Often the pysiological stress from eating these items is so severe, that I have chest pains and am unable to achieve a solid erection for 2 to 4 days afterward. So I will not be going on any dates this week, just in case.
I like meat too!
Yes, but you're PAID to like meat!
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